Competition Winners: Top 10 Things Skinny Women Can’t Do

You guys are absolutely the best. I’ve never had so much fun with a competition and I’m just blown away by the number of responses we received.

Picking out just a few from the 220+ entries we received was so, so hard but sadly there could be only 10 winners.

BUT, before we announce the winners, we want to let you all know that because the BBWCupid.com team had such a great time with this competition, we decided to come up with some of our own entries too.

We’d love to share them with you right away, but we’re not going to give them away just yet because our designer’s putting together a special comic just for you. So if you want to see the first ever BBWCupid comic, you’ve got to come back and check out the blog on Friday. We’ll have an awesome Skinny Women Can’t Do comic for you!

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SO AFTER MUCH DISCUSSION AND ARGUMENTS - HERE ARE THE WINNERS:

• Skinny women cant take a playful spanking during lovemaking without being bruised. – Kristin
• Be the top quality control taster at a chocolate factory - Robert
  
• Well.. skinny women have to go to a plastic surgeon to have enough curves to hold up their blouse... that or buy a whole lot of socks to stuff their bras. – Bec
  
• Skinny women aren't good to travel with, they turn sideways and you could lose them in a crowd. – Tracey
  
• Simple put, skinny women don't age as well as a BBW. As we get older we have that "extra" to fill in the lines between the wrinkles so that when we're 65 our skinn is still as smooth as when we were 25. Why use wrinkle cream when being a BBW is a natural wrinkle deterent! – Nona
  
• You know the old saying "Your worth your weight in Gold". Well Skinny women must be worth $1 while bigger women are worth MILLIONS – Sharon
  
• On a cold and windy day, skinny girls get blown away.. If the night is dark and cold, us curvy girls are best to hold. So before you sleep with a plank of wood, give us bbw's a go, it'll do you good. More love and laughs in life and the sack, i'll guarantee you'll never look back! x – Deborah
  
• Skinny women can't get a good looking man because bones only attract dogs!!! – Blondie
  
• Skinny women can't make love near a gas appliance since they create such sparks from their bones hitting their partner's body. – Ann
  
• Skinny women dont smile because their bodys cant afford to lose the 5 callories it takes to do it. BBW'S ARE ALL SMILES – Linda Hiorns

Bonus Winner (for a shameless plug)

• Find a date on BBWCupid.com! – Sarah

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CONGRATULATIONS winners! Your membership will be upgraded within the next 24 hours so make the most of it!

If you didn’t win, don’t lose heart. We’re definitely going to have more competitions soon so keep checking the blog.

Thanks for participating and having some fun with us. We loved reading every single one of those entries. Please do keep coming back to the blog and commenting on our other posts. We’d love to know what you think, what you like, what you hate and what you want more of – this blog after all is meant to be all about you.

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